June 2012
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I just woke my upstairs neighbors from laughing.
Let’s play HOW MANY HINTS DO I HAVE TO DROP BEFORE YOU GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE! :)
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Sweaty and sticky.. time for a shower.
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SUPERB
Josh: (Opens bedroom door.)
Me: (Laying down with my laptop screen facing door- with cocks and ass all over my dash, no less.)
Josh: (Slowly closes door.)
Me: You can come in.
Josh: (Slowly reopens door.) I just wanted to see what you were lookin' at! Bye!
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May 2012
229 posts
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Anonymous asked: why are youre posts always so negative about things do you really hang around bad people or is your life really that bad??
Who are you bitch, new lunch?
Hangovers are ugly. So are falsifiers.
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You know it was a good night if you’re getting to watch the sunrise while driving home.
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